badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Belatedly, it's because the spongy tissues of the penis are filled with blood when a one way valve on the veins leaving the penis shuts, trapping blood in the penis. After 4 hours this trapped blood can become hypoxic and tissue damage can occur.
And the technical term for this is priapism! Named after some Greek fertility god who always walked around with his fat cock hanging out. I learned about this on my own when browsing Wikipedia a while after that incident, and I remember being kind of underwhelmed, like the answer to my question was so simple that my teacher really should've just known about it to begin with.
Incidentally, I think that incident was related to the laws on direct-to-consumer advertising. I believe I'd recently been in the USA at the time, and had seen a Viagra commercial on TV while there, which of course included that iconic line "call a doctor immediately if you have an erection lasting more than four hours" — meanwhile in Norway, direct-to-consumer advertising is banned, as it is in every country except the USA and Aotearoa. And this would then mean that whereas "4 hour erection = medical emergency" is a part of the sort of collective cultural awareness of the USA, thanks to these commercials; in Norway you'd presumably only really hear about priapism if you'd personally been prescribed medicine for erectile dysfunction (or otherwise were just particularly interested in the human body, or particularly tuned into the USA's pop culture).