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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What was the joke?!

Customer and I were talking about my busted rib and how miserable it is to cough or laugh. He laid this one on me (the timing is crucial) and put me in pain:

Know what they call the white stuff in chicken shit?

Chicken shit.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

God, I don't remember exactly but something like, "you'd better quarantine yourself, sounds like you've got corvid."