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Piranha plant is now a playable character, to me that's just barely one step above playable warp pipe.
Bro if you said "what if I could play as a warp pipe" to a Nintendo exec literal dollar signs would flash in their eyes.
Then they'd fire you, incept the idea into Shigeru Miyamoto, and he'd release Super Mario Wonder. Or Odyssey.
I would pick the pipe