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Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly (theonion.com)

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Remember when she used to be pretty?

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Remember when celebrity women all looked different.

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was just thinking how impossibly hot she looked in that first transformers. I can only think of one comparison, and that’s Cameron Diaz’s intro in The Mask. No one compares to those first entries in my opinion.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman, or the one with Coolio.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think she’s still pretty

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Sure, but also more generic.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Many words came to mind but never "pretty". You ever call a shark or a tiger "pretty"? Yeah, me neither.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Tigers are very pretty. Terrifying, but pretty also.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Tigers are fucking beautiful.