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I recommend homosexual dating.
I’m not sure how accurate that’s going to be compared to carbon dating but I’ll give it a go I guess.
Yeah, the only times in my life I couldn’t quickly get gay-laid were when I went through difficult times that left me temporarily rizzless.
How did you turn it around? Did you apply for Rizz Stamps / SNAP? Were you able to get temporary rizz?
The Rizz is with us always, it binds us, surrounds us. I lost my connection to the Rizz through hubris and haste.
Now? I am the Rizz, and the Rizz is with me.
Always struck me as a pain in the ass.
As a homosexual dater, I dissent.
My homosexual dating looks a lot like OP's. Truth be told, the gays want poly or nothing, and fun without commitment. 🤷♂️
If you only want to get laid it's great but expect plenty of picky folks and beware of the STDs.
I kind of agree with this. I have no interest in that preference but they do seem a lot more open and straightforward about their interest, than dating women
Of course they’re also more driven by appearance, so that advice about hitting the gym goes double
Yeah! Fuck women. If I could. Legally. If she agreed with. I gotta ask my wife first. She said no.
I always wanted to join bear colony.
But aren't you scared of the women?
I heard bears attract them
Only the ones with a poor understanding of risk. Maybe that's desirable?