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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 52 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I recommend homosexual dating.

[–] quack@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

I’m not sure how accurate that’s going to be compared to carbon dating but I’ll give it a go I guess.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Always struck me as a pain in the ass.

[–] Haarukkateroitin@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I always wanted to join bear colony.

[–] Sizing2673@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But aren't you scared of the women?

I heard bears attract them

[–] Schadrach 3 points 3 days ago

I heard bears attract them

Only the ones with a poor understanding of risk. Maybe that's desirable?

[–] Toldry@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

As a homosexual dater, I dissent.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, the only times in my life I couldn’t quickly get gay-laid were when I went through difficult times that left me temporarily rizzless.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How did you turn it around? Did you apply for Rizz Stamps / SNAP? Were you able to get temporary rizz?

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

The Rizz is with us always, it binds us, surrounds us. I lost my connection to the Rizz through hubris and haste.

Now? I am the Rizz, and the Rizz is with me.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

My homosexual dating looks a lot like OP's. Truth be told, the gays want poly or nothing, and fun without commitment. 🤷‍♂️

If you only want to get laid it's great but expect plenty of picky folks and beware of the STDs.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I kind of agree with this. I have no interest in that preference but they do seem a lot more open and straightforward about their interest, than dating women

Of course they’re also more driven by appearance, so that advice about hitting the gym goes double

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Yeah! Fuck women. If I could. Legally. If she agreed with. I gotta ask my wife first. She said no.