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I'm glad someone said it. I tried watching the new Jurassic Park films and not a single dinosaur had a penis. The best part of the original film was comparing the penis stats and woke ruined that.
woke needs to go one step further and have penises only on girl dinosaurs
the transasaurus-rex will reign supreme in woke jurassic park
I just want proud heterosexual dinosaurs worshiping god and comparing their penises in the swamp.
That's already a plot point in Jurassic Park
The lack of penises is a pretty big plot point in the first movie
It's why they built the island if I'm not mistaken. To make the largest.
'You, you stood on the penises of geniuses so you could accomplish something as fast as you could'
Frogs can sometimes
. They were rmade with modified female frog DNA. And life......found a way.
Every now and then I am reminded that the crazy frog has his horrible little worm out. Thanks!
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