I had a conversation with Grok
Into the locker with you nerd!
this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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Butlerian Jihad now.I'm glad someone said it. I tried watching the new Jurassic Park films and not a single dinosaur had a penis. The best part of the original film was comparing the penis stats and woke ruined that.
woke needs to go one step further and have penises only on girl dinosaurs
the transasaurus-rex will reign supreme in woke jurassic park
That's already a plot point in Jurassic Park
I just want proud heterosexual dinosaurs worshiping god and comparing their penises in the swamp.
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The lack of penises is a pretty big plot point in the first movie
It's why they built the island if I'm not mistaken. To make the largest.
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Frogs can sometimes 
. They were rmade with modified female frog DNA. And life......found a way.
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I had a long discussion with Grok.
How can you trust grok to tell you if something is woke, when grok itself is woke? 
Those who fight woke are doomed to become woke.
If you gaze into the woke, the woke gazes back at you.
maybe they think it sounds better than "I was talking to myself"?
I'm pretty sure they think grok and all the other chatbots are like magical correcto machines and as such, mentioning talking to Grok elevates this in their mind from "I think X" to "the correcto machine says X is right"
Leftism was invented in 1990 by Michael Crichton. This is what he looks like today 
Embryonic leftism and its a novel by a climate change denier 😭
As fun as Jurassic Park and in fact most of Crichton's books are, it's still basically "the manly maverick cowboy chad paleontologist owns the cringe woke soy corporate IT guys with facts and logic and a flamethrower."
Though at least Hammond was treated with the contempt he deserved.
I'm hamming it up a bit, but there are some good things to it. Like that, and the cynicism towards corporate bullshit in general. Crichton had brainworms, but they were more that specific libertarian sort that's distrustful towards any sort of institution or power figure including corporations and rich people.
It feels like all his books really followed that one formula of some kind of manly maverick nerd consulting on some kind of corporate/government project run by soy conformist nerds who make dumb mistakes like not counting dinosaurs good or letting the nanobots do data storage and the manly maverick nerd instantly sees through them and saves the day, though.
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Reactionaries are all-or-nothing sorts. If you aren't literally sieg heiling then you're part of the woke DEI liberal communist conspiracy.
Unless the reactionaries like you, then you are playing 4D chess against the :LIB: checkers.
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michael crichton welcome to the resistance
yeah i read theory
Michael Crichton was a libertarian tho
Who denies climate change too. Thinks because he writes vaguely science-related stuff he's qualified to dispute the conclusive findings of thousands of scientists in their field and dozens of world-wide scientific bodies.
it's funny, he apparently went to medical school, so it seems like he's cursed with having JUUUUST enough knowledge but not enough to know he doesnt know anything.
Dunning-Kreuger hits medical doctors and engineers the hardest.
I used to work for a civil engineer who was convinced that climate change was fake. While he was having to take rising sea levels into account. While he knew firsthand that the instances of 100-year storms had increased beyond what was statistically considered normal. He was still convinced that God would not allow humanity to alter the climate.
Specialized knowledge in a narrow field, can turn people into the biggest idiot. The humility it takes to be an expert in something but still listen to others, is beyond a lot of people. This is made even worse by fields like medicine and engineering that require a massive amount of ego to begin with.
Engineer plus kkkristian is a truly cursed and also distressingly common combo
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I had no idea. Grew up loving his books and reading that pained me. It’s like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle falling for that obvious “fairy” hoax.
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I was going to say. Entertaining writer, I enjoyed his work. But I don’t recall this motherfucker ever deliberately injecting a materialist perspective into his work
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Michael Crichton, noted leftist
Ngl he seems like a fucker but that example with Grant, ellie, the lawyer is a pretty bad example lol
Jesus Christ.
There is no question that men feel under attack, and psychologically beaten down. All sorts of horrible qualities are attributed to us: we are unemotional, we are brutal, we are violent, we are uncaring. We’re lousy lays. We don’t know how to do it. We don’t know how to find that clit. We don’t know how to satisfy our mates.
Just straight up "men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them", but he thinks men are the ones getting a raw deal.
KKKristian crusader pepe. 
@gork is this true
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