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"As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized interfaces and I would prefer them evolutionarily eradicated" (CW: misogyny, psychic damage)
(old.reddit.com)
Aesthetically speaking, vaginas are chaos incarnate. They make hardly any sense. There’s no standard layout, no symmetry, no visual logic. Folds on folds, lips of random lengths, hidden bits, and inconsistent shapes. Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical. Whether flaccid or hard, it has cohesive structure. Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive.
It’s gotta be. I’ve seen all sorts of insane penises in my life. No shame, it’s nobody’s fault. But I’ve seen some fuuuuucked up dicks. But they all can be fun.
Labia? All different and cool and fun also. They’re definitely way more straightforward in almost all cases than this bit states they are. The clitoris and the vaginal opening are always roughly in the same place, and the structure inside is rouuuughly the same for almost all people. Cervical location can vary a bit, but that’s not something most folks have to really take into consideration unless doing anterior/posterior fornix stuff.