Slop.

balls are badly optimized, should have used the body's existing liquid cooling system instead of trying to air-cool this sensitive gear out in the open where it can get snagged and crushed and twisted

I've never seen so much concentrated incel energy in my life

Ok I'm pretty sure this is just a very extreme bit, but...

Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical.

Sleek and symmetrical are definitely not universal qualities of the penis.

Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical.

If she’s hard, she’s horny. Simple, equal, transparent

Some of these lines read like an ad for penises.

Oh this has to be a bit

As a straight misogynist, I hate women and am disgusted by their bodies.

Fixed it

Gayest or most asexual thing I've ever read

Edit: GOD damnit it's a chaser screed

Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive.

Concealed Carry

Straight men and their eternal quantum superposition between viewing and organizing the strongest empire in history on the concept that other straight men are somehow biological sex machines and having to stoicly have sex with with a not dude with a single tear rolling down their face while they think about how cool it would be for someone else to fuck a dude and imagining exactly how another dude would fuck down to the curvature of his penis because simply having sex with one of your fellow "sex gods" would somehow be an affront to reality and make god cry.

So unserious.

CW: gross sex stuff irony joke

When I know I'm straight as hell

im not trying to virgin shame but that was 500% written by a virgin, which is only relevant because he has definitely not had real world experience with a vagina let alone enough to come to the conclusion that they’re a “badly optimized interface”

Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive

No mystery boxes allowed. >

Yes the penis, known for always being symmetrical

I agree with OP. Please replace all sexual organs with USB.

man does not fuck

Folds within folds.

vaginas are chaos incarnate.

I'm sure this person is just badly regurgitating talking points. Which themselves are steeped in misogyny and reaction, of course.

Are you SURE you're a straight man? You don't seem to really have the one trait that should be common among all straight men.

This seems like ChatGPT got high on the chaser juice and went wild.

The one thing I've never understood about my fellow straights is how they can find the vagina so disgusting....

Chaos incarnate like to behold a vagina will wreck your sanity level and make the game pretend it's deleting your memory card

mandatory nullo would be a great bit

A vulva is perfect. There are multiple areas you can touch, two sets of lips that vary in length and size, so you never know what you are going to get when you go down on someone the first time. There's a literal button at the top and you can make an orgasm with just that button. And an orgasm is often a clean affair with just some extra wetness (sorry squirters)

A penis is boring, sure it might curve left or right, be a bit veiny, have a bigger or smaller glans, be circumcised or not, but at the end of the day its just a meat stick. And you have to stroke and suck the entire length of the thing to make it cum. Then, when it does, it makes a God damn mess of it. And then it becomes limp and useless

This is just another variant of the uterus’ are symbolic of satan