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Aesthetically speaking, vaginas are chaos incarnate. They make hardly any sense. There’s no standard layout, no symmetry, no visual logic. Folds on folds, lips of random lengths, hidden bits, and inconsistent shapes. Compare that to the penis: sleek, functional, symmetrical. Whether flaccid or hard, it has cohesive structure. Vaginas look like they’re trying to be secretive.

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 63 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

theory-gary balls are badly optimized, should have used the body's existing liquid cooling system instead of trying to air-cool this sensitive gear out in the open where it can get snagged and crushed and twisted

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Balls are badly optimized tbh

There's no where for me to put them when I wear leggings!

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Inguinal canal gang

[–] zarniwoop@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

That’s why I simply had mine removed. They didn’t spark joy.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

but the balls need to be colder than core body temperature to function properly, can't cool to lower than your blood temp with that system

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just make more heat tolerant sperm. Next question.

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago

My sperms are forged in the fires of hells testicle! They could fertilize the sun!

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yesterday I learnt that elephants solved this issue and they literally have no balls, their gonads are tucked inside the way real gonads should be.

Fucking balls I swear

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna tell all non-mammals that they should be extinct

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder if routing cooler blood returning from the legs would make a difference

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro building a custom loop for his balls

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Just because evolution settles for "good enough" doesn't meant I have to

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

As a straight man, *

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Elephants solved this issue actually, they don't have balls because they have heat-tolerant sperm and their gonads are tucked inside the way they should be