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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 110 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Imagine having a fucking lawn when you only have 1 acre to grow food lol

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 67 points 1 week ago

That got me too. Peasants could've been grilling and slip-sliding on all the church holidays, what were they thinking using ALL their land for "crops"???

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

saw [LAWN] and I was immediately able to diagnose the twitter user as suffering from terminal americabrain

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Also really digging the windbreak hedgerow that only does that for about 50ft and from one direction

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, what's the point of having a lawn in the backyard when they would presumably have a lawn in the frontyard already? Are they so lawn-brained that they still need two lawns lol

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

hey weeding gardens and managing orchards, tending livestock, chickens, bees, it really doesn't take up any time, so you're gonna want to add 1-4 hours of mowing per week just to keep busy