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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] ThePiedPooper@discuss.online 113 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Fuck proselytizing religions. No, I won't join your stupid fucking cult. Fuck right off.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 43 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Do you want to talk about Satan?

We enjoy sex, responsible drug use and rock and roll.

[–] ThePiedPooper@discuss.online 16 points 8 months ago

All hail Satan!

[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are the uh... maggoty cum farts optional or?

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 months ago

That is part of the concern, yes.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 8 months ago

I'm listening...

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

Anybody who rebels against the biblical god has the right idea.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 31 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Fuck all religion. No I don’t want to reject reality to play make believe.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Naw, my religion is cool. I'm a Satanist. We accept reality as revealed by science.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Hail Satan!

Jokes aside, it's good to see more Satanists out in the wild. TST has been doing great shit, and I'm all here for it.

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

I can hear your avatar.

[–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's part of capitalism as well.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 7 points 8 months ago

Fuck that too!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We dont need to improve the world, we just need to get you to say you to validate our taste in shitty fiction. That's more important.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Wait, wait, wait.

Talk all the shit you want about how people twist the meanings of the book/religion, there are some very good stories in the Bible.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

No there aren't.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah that whole Lot plotline is pretty crazy.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

but the stories! The poetry!

They're not that good, though. Some of them sorta stand up as mediocre. Compare them to an anthology by, like, le'guinn, known more as a novelist who could maintain consistent characters plot themes and tone for the length of a fucking novel. You know who fucking wins.