trump-anguish Folks, folks, we're gonna dig a hole to hell, a real big hole, the biggest hole. We're gonna get down there and we're gonna kill the Devil, who is a real bad man by the way, we're gonna get him. Some people are asking me, "Donald, how are we gonna kill Lucifer, the Lightbringer?" And i just gotta say, we have some things that will show him some light, real bright lights. I'm talking about the nukes folks, we got a lot of them and they're just sitting around, which is sad!

So we're gonna use those bombs, smart men built them so they'll work good. We're gonna use them to dig down and then kill the Devil. We're gonna free all the lost souls down there! We're going to Harrow hell and we're going to make sure those souls get jobs. No more freeloading! a-little-trolling

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I know this is fake because he didn't introduce nukes by calling them "the n-word" first. There's no way he wouldn't make it "we're going to show him the bright light of the n-word" or something like that.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

Fuck, I must have channeled a Donald Trump impersonator or something

I'm usually more on the ball than this

[–] Monstertruckenjoyer@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

This would convert me