trump-anguish Folks, folks, we're gonna dig a hole to hell, a real big hole, the biggest hole. We're gonna get down there and we're gonna kill the Devil, who is a real bad man by the way, we're gonna get him. Some people are asking me, "Donald, how are we gonna kill Lucifer, the Lightbringer?" And i just gotta say, we have some things that will show him some light, real bright lights. I'm talking about the nukes folks, we got a lot of them and they're just sitting around, which is sad!

So we're gonna use those bombs, smart men built them so they'll work good. We're gonna use them to dig down and then kill the Devil. We're gonna free all the lost souls down there! We're going to Harrow hell and we're going to make sure those souls get jobs. No more freeloading! a-little-trolling

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I know this is fake because he didn't introduce nukes by calling them "the n-word" first. There's no way he wouldn't make it "we're going to show him the bright light of the n-word" or something like that.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

Fuck, I must have channeled a Donald Trump impersonator or something

I'm usually more on the ball than this

[–] Monstertruckenjoyer@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

This would convert me

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

Unironically probably the most disturbing thing he's said. tate-fear

But this is probably another holden-bloodfeast moment which doesn't help much.

[–] dead@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's more likely that this would mean that he increases support to Israel. Christian Zionists believe that expanding the state of Israel will cause the Rapture to happen.

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 9 months ago

Yeah. Remember those texts he posted from Huckabee?

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

Is the Epstein shit causing his senile brain to remember all the fucked shit he did in the 90s and now he's actually feeling tinges of guilt?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

I really do not like this tack

This is like what Martin Sheen was jabberin on about in The Dead Zone before Christopher Walken tried to ice him

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm really interested in the way he phrased this. "I hear I'm really at the bottom of the totem pole."

Hear it from who? Does St. Peter do day trips to the white house? Did the pope get a premonition?

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

It would be so funny if God has actually tried to talk to him and Trump just cant understand him

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

live-kissinger-reaction

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

Trump is entering his monastic period. He’s gonna chant and hum and align his chakras

[–] omegathrowaway@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

I know he said that he wanted to go to heaven, but the 'bottom of the totem pole'? Didn't hear that one on Turkish news.