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Eat more garlic and onion so your body just naturally repels the bastards. Avoid bananas.
Also works on humans
You're thinking of vampires.
Body hair though. Look like that armenian dad at the beach, and revel in your immunity to mosquitoes.
What if mosquitos start associating garlic and onion with blood meals? It's the same idea as the one mentioned in the article
The reason they work as a repellant for mosquitos after ingestion, iirc, is because it literally turns your blood to poison for them.