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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I like how it very clearly works as a bottle opener as well

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gotta have a brewski when you're driving without a seatbelt

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Okay but like every object made out of metal you can roughly fit in your palm is de facto a bottle opener.

It doesn't even have to be made put of metal, or even have a good shape for it.

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it is designed for it. Last I looked, the punisher logo didn't have fangs at the bottom that are perfect for acting as a fulcrum on a beer bottle.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Last I looked, the punisher logo didn't have fangs at the bottom that are perfect for acting as a fulcrum on a beer bottle.

I fear you've been Mandela effected because it fully does. The mastoid process is depicted as a "fang" in most punisher skulls i can find on Google

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

The top, above the teeth, does, not the bottom