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Make the black woman James Bond from the last movie the main character. She doesn't work for MI6 but for MI2026 which is a nonprofit that helps urban kids integrate into society, but it somehow also involves running around on rooftops chasing bad guys. At one point she has to make sure a boat of non-EU-citizens makes it to the shores of England before stuff blows up. Once all the migrants are safe in England, Bond gets back on the boat and heads straight for Gaza with Greta. There they meet up with Gay Q who is now an independent doohickey developer who developed doodads for Hezbollah and Ansarallah. Everyone is
and they will announce it at any opportunity. The villain is Donald Pleasance as Blofeld except dressed in a Inglin football shirt and with a pink sunburn. Instead of plotting he just rambles incoherently. Whenever he's on screen the subtitles will say "THIS IS YOU, VIEWER"