Source: it's day 3 of 10 of vacation with a bunch of friends, and we are at a waffle house in a red state until we figure out where to go next
Unspecified 'safety violations' which they categorically refuse to share with us, so basically we've been robbed at gunpoint by airbnb and a landlord
Airbnb support is the one who told us to get out host has been ghosting us for 2 days, and airbnb support is just siding with them and refusing to give us information
Unrelated, the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive in history
Edit: When I posted this I expected most of the comments to be razzing on landlords but most comments have just been folks giving advice and trying to help, y'all really are so sweet 
All is well we are fine and the situation is going to be resolved dw about that
That said roast landlords more, people! (And me too for using treats that's fine too)
Somebody said "free Palestine"
"I wonder if there's anywhere around here with free parking?"