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Man obsessed with living forever spends 25% of his life trying to stop his aging. I've got a great way to extend your effective lifespan by 25%, you bloodsucking freak, and it's not by selling your supplements

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i mean, it's really like 40% of his waking life, because sleep.

also, yeah, this is a person who is terrified of mortality, arguably the common thread to all life is that it ends and becomes reconfigured into new life. if the bardo is a literal thing that happens, this guy is fucked. i mean, his whole life is already fucked, regardless. what a loser.

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's not just the time. From what I can tell he also has an extremely rigid schedule and a very limited range of experience. I'm sure he has plenty of comforts being a billionaire, but his life honestly sounds like a nightmare. He's going to be so relieved when he eventually dies at a totally normal age (if not sooner).

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

yeah he should be doing fun drugs and paying people to act like they enjoy his company

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

it would be excellent if he randomly aspirates on one of this dumb nutrition smoothies and like dies from complications at an early age.