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Nah. I have a layer of abstraction. He will assess any aunauthorised house sounds. Harshly.
He looks loud.
Listen, thst dog ain't assing anything except a boot in the face. The average mall ninja has a machete that will corportulate that furry fuck in 1.87 seconds, flat. Even sound, because there are Buddhas who are fucking on your coffee table at .1 picometers and they WILL make a noise when they want to teach you how to perceive n undo the karmic fetters that bind one to the existence-illusion complex, obviously.
Are......are you okay?
This is what Jim Carey wants me to do.
That's nice, dear.
Woof.