Trans person is actually short for
union-man "Transporter has locked on to the president's pants, standing by to beam shit directly into them" -person

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would love a conspiracy theory that someone had invented a transporter and was using it to make Trump seem as if he's shitting himself.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What's bullshit, Mr Trump? That you're having a paranoid episode triggered by acute neurochemical trauma? Or that you're really the hypercontinent president of the United States of America, who's the victim of an international conspiracy to make him think he's a poopoo pissbaby having an accident in his nappy?