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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Women: can get off 7-10 times in a row

Men: busts once, needs an hour and a Gatorade before they can go again

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

When I was young I could go again within a couple minutes... After 30 it was pretty rare... Then in late 40s started having trouble keeping it up for a one time thing, but I figured it was psychological because my then wife didn't want it (from me) anymore anyway... Then when that ended I took care of things, got a vasectomy and medication that lets me go multiple rounds again, at least in theory... Haven't gotten to test out the theory yet, other than in my own hands...

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Guy probably would not need the gatorade if the woman was Amazon riding him or something, and doing all the actual physical work of fucking.

Gal would then probably need the gatorade.

Yeah, men have a refractory period, women essentially do not, can't really fundamentally change that, though guys can do kegels and such to last longer/maintain erection/do their own orgasm control.

Guys also can get off 7 to 10 times in a row.

It'd just take longer, due to the refractory period, and would also literally require more physical work.

You ever literally fucked for an entire today?

You both need breaks and gatorade, guy and gal.

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Women get quite sore down there if done poorly and even with a great foreplay and plenty of lube, it'll still get sore.

While i could go again in an hour, once she stops? It's GG.

[–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

The REAL fun is when you force orgasms on her until she's begging you to stop.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago

Ahh, when I was younger I could do unspeakable things.. now I just want to sleep

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Me: has fingers

[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 2 points 23 hours ago

The right amount of various amphetamines though...

Better invest in quality lube.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

afaik it is allowed to use other appendages

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right? I had a friend quote "I only got so many mini mes swimming in me" and I was like dude, sex isn't over just because peepee go limp.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 hours ago

That’s not what that’s about. This is very explicitly about sperm

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The ones that didn't fucked their own spunk out of her and were less likely to reproduce. This is a whole rant... But basically the male penis is designed to scrape competing sperm out of a woman. If you're ready to go again rapidly you make it harder for your genes to pass on in prehistory.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

I have no interest in passing on my genes, the world's not ready for them.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 0 points 16 hours ago

Once? My record is like 4 (listening to power metal). Though at some point they start merging together so it's hard to count them

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, you gotta build up some jet fuel to cum again. If you were to mpreg them with some pegging you'd see recharge times quickly rise as they reabsorbed the cum for fuel

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My bad, it's my fault for having eyes to read this

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Bro took bro science to a whole new level.