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Giant Banana Pulled Over in Montana: Driver Says Cops Have Stopped Him 100s Of Times (cowboystatedaily.com)

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For 15 years, Steve Braithwaite has driven a 23-foot banana across the country and, on Wednesday, just like hundreds of times before, he was pulled over…

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Bananas themselves use cHeMiCaLs to grow. Some of those chemicals have been found in kids' snacks.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm hearing bananas are evil and gay. Except for the chemicals, those are cool.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

i mean what kind of evil? i'm always down for a little evil.

gay chemicals? we need those siloed off for my personal use. but evil needs to be shared for public consumption