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[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don't know bout y'all but the ONLY gloves you should use when handling Nazis is the kind with spikes protruding from the business end.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

OK but first make sure they're an actual Nazi and not one of that "someone who disagrees with me" kind of almost certainly not a Nazi.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

For sure.

I've read my Asmiov. "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."

But we're complex emotional beings and sometimes our amygdala lurches up from the warm fetid swamp it usually lazes around in and utters things we act on before slower, more complex neurological bureaucracy can veto. Actual nazis will do that to the most disciplined of us.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the thick yellow rubber ones if you need to mop up after a body

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gross yellow gloves are for household cleaning. Blue gloves are for disposing of bodies, it's like the colour coded chopping blocks in kitchens

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’d suggest the black nitrile to be less conspicuous, and get the thick ones in case it snags on a dumpster or something.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

The orange ones have grip added for when things get slick.