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Apocalypse Bunker Fails as Wealthy Residents Turn on Each Other (futurism.com)

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 8 hours ago

I've thought about that. Scare them all into hiding in their bunkers, and then never tell them that there never was a threat.

They can live in their precious bunkers, while we all go on with real life. 25 years from now, one of them will poke their heads out, and say "HEY! How long as everything been okay?" And we can say, "Since the day you people went into your bunkers, now get back in there!"