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Student pilot successfully lands plane after instructor jumps to death mid-flight (www.dexerto.com)

submitted 21 hours ago by Abyssian@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Flight instructor: "Do your best, lol."

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[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 104 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

"He's taught many lessons, and this is the first time this type of incident ever happened. Everyone was shocked, he'd never done that before."

[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 13 points 10 hours ago

I'm so glad I'm not alone in finding this so funny.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 28 points 12 hours ago

What? He'd never died during a previous lesson?