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Flight instructor: "Do your best, lol."

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 30 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I will never understand why people do things like this. You want to end your life? Cool. Why do you feel this need to traumatize and/or murder others in the process?

Also really, really wish we as a species took mental health more seriously.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 31 minutes ago (1 children)

As a country. Metal health in America is bullshit. Other countries take it way more seriously.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 minutes ago

The story says this happened in Argentina.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 2 points 22 minutes ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago) (1 children)

Maybe the idea was that he could end his life, without risking crashing the plane? Why he chose this method specifically will, unfortunately, never be answered.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

Yup, no way to know. Maybe he had a psychotic break in that moment and didn't ever expect to do it. I just have a concentrated hatred for people who do these things and take innocent people with them.

[–] Stinkywizzleteats@piefed.social 3 points 29 minutes ago

"Authorities initially looked at whether a mechanical issue with the aircraft may have played a role, but local reports say investigators are now treating the case as a possible suicide."

this sounds like a suicide but... now hear me out. what if it was the hydraulic systems fault?

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago

His shift was over

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 31 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Just a quibble.

They said the instructor died 'mid-flight'

Technically, he died at the end of HIS flight.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Hardly a flight, more like a fall really... :-P

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 points 17 minutes ago

Its not the fall that kills you, its the abrupt high velocity meeting with ground.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

With style!

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Maybe he did mid air from a heart attack

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 21 minutes ago

Doubt it. A smaller plane will be around 15,000ft which would mean the fall would be about 1 and a half minutes to impact. I also doubt they were at that altitude so it would be less than that. Unless it was fast and massive I dont think you can die that quick from a heart attack. Passing out would be the best case scenerio, but even that is probably low chance as well.

[–] remon@ani.social 9 points 3 hours ago

I was about to say, pretty sure he died when he suddenly stopped flying near the ground!

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 35 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

> Is a licensed fly instructor
> Can not fly

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Those who can, do…

(Side note: I’m a language teacher for a language I began learning as an adult in a country where it is the national language, so, while I don’t support the quote in general or apply it to any other teachers, it’s definitely something that my brain sometimes snipes at me during moments of impostor syndrome)

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 64 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Bertazzo had completed another lesson earlier that day without incident

Without… jumping to his death…? Sometimes this standard journalistic phrasing just kills me. I shouldn’t be laughing

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 hour ago

During the flight, Bertazzo allegedly told Rosario, “You know what to do” before removing his headset, arranging his belongings, taking off his seatbelt and exiting the aircraft.

... 'exiting the aircraft'.

Yeah that's... accurate, but seems like perhaps an overly neutral verb to use.

Yep, just stepping out for a bit, to get some air.

Fuck me, this is an actual dark comedy skit, I can swear I've seen some skits from back in the day where more or less this is the plot.

I guess all I can say is that I wish I could give Rosario a hug, what an awful thing to be forced into.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 59 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"He's taught many lessons, and this is the first time this type of incident ever happened. Everyone was shocked, he'd never done that before."

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago

What? He'd never died during a previous lesson?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I.e. he waited for someone he knew could land on their own

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I think it’s good they clarified, so we know he hasn’t made a habit of jumping out, just to be swept up and caught by all his other trainees

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 0 points 1 hour ago

"Without incident" means literally nothing remarkable happened. For example, if he had been behaving erratically or threatened suicide during the earlier flight, those would be incidents that should've tipped someone off that they should intervene and not let this guy back up.

If there had been an incident, further investigation would be warranted to determine if this was preventable, and if so, who could have prevented it. The journalist is specifically highlighting that no one but the pilot appears to be at fault right now.

[–] evadersnack@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I don’t think Bertazzo died “mid-flight”

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 23 points 4 hours ago

Mid-landing, really

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Came here to post this.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

Rosario: "Wait! What the fuck are you doing?!"

Bertazzo: "I must go! My people need meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

[–] arsCynic@piefed.social 37 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Categorized as "entertainment".

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 19 points 4 hours ago

well, are you not entertained?

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 90 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

If the student had a PPL, it's likely she was training with him (a commercial pilot) for her IL instrument license, the next step up from PPL. Means she was qualified to land in clear weather.

He wasn't putting her in physical peril. But it's still a terrible mental burden to put on someone else.

[–] starik@lemmy.today 40 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You never know how someone will react to something traumatizing like that. She could have had a panic attack and passed out.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Sure, but she's a trained pilot. You're literally drilled on a large number of emergency situations and procedures, with step by step checklists. The lead pilot dying isn't even the scary kind of emergency, in that situation the plane is still working fine. A sudden loss of airspeed, engine out, or a control surface unresponsive, those are all much scarier, and the pilot is expected to stay calm in all of those situations.

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[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 166 points 10 hours ago (8 children)

What a selfish shitty thing to do to someone

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 minutes ago* (last edited 18 minutes ago)

Expecting anything more from a dead person is kinda pointless though. It's like crying about spilled milk. Nothing you or anyone can do about it—dead people are not able to be guilty of anything. The only guilt a dead person can have is the one assigned by yourself. Not you specifically, but anyone who wants dead people to be guilty of something. Dead people are not able to change behavior or learn from their choices or bring justice to any further victims. Expecting that is a futile effort.

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