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Indiana Man Allegedly Cuts Off Penis, Sets It on Fire With Gasoline and Lighters, Police Say (townflex.com)
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[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe he was on PCP like that guy from Wu Tang who cut off his wang

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait what now

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Poor guy. Imagine you're so depressed you cut your dick off and jump from a second-story balcony in order to die, but you fail that and have to continue living with the depression, but now also with injuries, and permanently without a dick.

Btw is that article written by AI? It's all over the place with first just briefly mentioning the cutting off his dick story, then talking about ticket prices and touring.