So? I did this last Tuesday and you don't see me bragging about it.
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
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Is that really a crime? I can’t see that really causing property damage. Shouldn’t he just be in the hospital to get stabilized on medication?
Mentally ill person harms himself in a terrible way and the response of the state is to put him in jail? That's so American.
It’s a real dick move
He's really getting the shaft
So he can get raped and become more mentally ill. Makes sense
Well we can't just let him cut off his own penis and set it on fire again
Dicks off to pay respects.
That's not very Harambe of you.
what is the charge, burning a penis? a succulent penis?!
A succulent charred penis
This is decockracy manifest.
De-cockery
Annikin, is that you?
Thought they had duplicated the mug shot at first, then I realised he must have been beside himself
I thought they were before and after pictures.
I know it's a cultural thing, but as a European I never understood why the US doesn't protect the identity of mentally ill people.
for-profit prisons and a 24-hour news cycle. i was never a fan of public mugshots, since they can stay online forever even if the charges are dropped
The whole country is, so if they didn't violate those rights nothing would get done.
Half of the country is mentally ill. It's just normal for them
30%
In medicine, the entire mental health part of a chart remains hidden unless there’s a mental health reason to break past that block. And since every click in medical charting is recorded, you’re not doing that for fun and keeping your job. Nvm the fact that most of the people with access to the medical chart would respect the info anyway.
And yet, anyone else with a camera and a platform is free to spew.
His attorney says the case has raised serious questions about his mental state
No shit, Sherlock
Wake up babe, new bottom surgery just dopped
After the first frame I thought his opponent was going to be his penis
He's kinda cute. Shame about the penis and mental health.
Yup. He might have no balls but he has two strikes against him.
Mine has led me into trouble, but I was never that annoyed with it.
good attitude. No point having a short temper at your short comings.
My God. Did ... did they at least manage to save the penis?
Did I miss something in the article? Apart from the headline, nothing says anything about being dismembered. It says he was stabbed.
Article says he lied about being stabbed once at the hospital and that the wound was self inflicted, but yeah there's no mention of what the actual harm was
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Dude took Zardoz way too seriously
Why are people hating their penises right now? This dude and the firecracker dude... chill with the penile punishment!
Don't kinkshame
Cocks are great just not on me, or him. 🤣
Maybe he was on PCP like that guy from Wu Tang who cut off his wang
Wait what now
Poor guy. Imagine you're so depressed you cut your dick off and jump from a second-story balcony in order to die, but you fail that and have to continue living with the depression, but now also with injuries, and permanently without a dick.
Btw is that article written by AI? It's all over the place with first just briefly mentioning the cutting off his dick story, then talking about ticket prices and touring.
Wah?