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[–] tal@lemmy.today 15 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Why can't a space alien be British?

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 11 points 20 hours ago

I see someone has been watching Doctor Who.

[–] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago

Gilbert agrees!

The show for those who are curious.

[–] worhui@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Hmmm… I’ll have to check in on binface lore.