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Anon is a rabbit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 22 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 21 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Aussie Scientist 1: "Oi, do you think her bedroom eyes are sexy enough?"

Aussie Scientist 2: "Looks good mate, but what if we also.give her some huge melons."

Aussie Scientist 1: "Rabbits don't huge melons, that'll be unrealistic."

Aussie Scientist 2: "Maybe, or the male rabbits will get a new fetish."

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 8 hours ago

i thought jessica was american

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The related program to control the venomous spider population was a failure because they couldn’t find a scientist who could imagine being here to fuck spiders

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/qs2qfw/not_here_to_fuck_spiders/?solution=62e23707662432eb62e23707662432eb&js_challenge=1&token=7afd7253fec22262ff1c52b1703fe9ec830cc2d0382cc92cb1f8179395199a45&jsc_orig_r=

Also fuck spez, but i can't screenshot atm

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

Bluey: The teen years.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Is this the birth of the bunny girl?