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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Problems with this theory:

  • Japan is even more affected by this phenomenon of low birth rates.
  • Not even normies are reproducing.
  • The real problem is more complicated.
  • OP is a f...
[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

everyone is becoming femboys with animal tails. and they are so sexy that normie men have lost interest in normie women.

that's the problem.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, I'm gonna stick to boinking irl women

[–] AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Somehow I think the people who are fucking pillows with a picture of a fake girl on them.. don't have a high reproductive opportunity cost

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, it's more like people making anime girl body pillows saw a market of desperate lonely people they could exploit than a plot to prevent anon from finding their true love.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 32 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

People in this thread talking about population issues and I ‘m just here wondering how they knew how to make more sexually attractive rabbit sex toys.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I checked it up and couldn't find any reference, it seems op is completely fabricated and not straight. The only interesting method that was temporarily effective was the introduction of specialized viruses, until they became more resistant. https://www.nma.gov.au/defining-moments/resources/rabbits-introduced

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 19 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Aussie Scientist 1: "Oi, do you think her bedroom eyes are sexy enough?"

Aussie Scientist 2: "Looks good mate, but what if we also.give her some huge melons."

Aussie Scientist 1: "Rabbits don't huge melons, that'll be unrealistic."

Aussie Scientist 2: "Maybe, or the male rabbits will get a new fetish."

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 hour ago

i thought jessica was american

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Bluey: The teen years.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The related program to control the venomous spider population was a failure because they couldn’t find a scientist who could imagine being here to fuck spiders

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Is this the birth of the bunny girl?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The list of things rabbits will fuck is a lot longer than the list of things they won't.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 4 hours ago

I had pet rabbits. Both brothers. They were commonly giving each other "piggy backs". Both were spayed.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

rabbits aren't picky. they like to fuck.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 9 points 5 hours ago

I wasn't going to get laid either way.

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