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Time heals everything (lemmy.ml)
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[–] Ging@anarchist.nexus 44 points 2 months ago (19 children)

Prime Minister? Prime meridian? Protocol maintainer?

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

Project Molester.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 2 months ago

Personal Masseuse

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

President Messiah

[–] cm0002@lemmings.world 12 points 2 months ago

All of the above

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Penis Massager

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Penis Magician

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Penile Manager

[–] Ging@anarchist.nexus 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Preventative maintenance? Post moderator? Pickup mailman?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Percussive Maintenance?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Pernicious Muffler?

[–] lessthanluigi 9 points 2 months ago

Definitely not Product Manager

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Private message

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago

Panicky Merman

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

Protomolecule

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Prostate Manipulator

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Harriet Jones 🪪, Protocol maintainer.

[–] mizule@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

don't you think she looks tired?

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago

Penis Molester

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Project Mangler

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Pure Mindset

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Pikachu Mammogram

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

Pelican Modalizer

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Procrastinative Mindset.

[–] Ging@anarchist.nexus 1 points 2 months ago

ok, I really didn't know when I made this comment, but I'm pretty sure it's project manager and no one said it outright so here