happy mold accidents to all treatlerites i guess? also, fucking ice cream, wtf is going on with it
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidel_Castro_and_dairy
our boy had a special interest and because of capitalism we were robbed of the timeline where Fidel could become a dairy farming geneticist and develop dog sized cows that could live in our houses and give us milk and cheese better than the French
if the dog-sized cows can't be trained to use a litter box the situation is going to get unmanageable pretty fast
There would still be the smell.
that's why i'm on team goat
I don't think goats can be potty-trained but I am not sure
Litterbox?? And get nasty clay in their precious nitrogen rich poops???
you can use corn-based litter like I do
That would probably be really good compost (idk i don't compost)
going to the fenced off area in my back yard to milk my dog-sized cow's udders directly into my morning coffee (until the poop problem is solved)
hmm, how big are goats?
Are you really going to insult Castro's interest in dairy by implying goat and cow milk are the same thing??
but yea good point, that's what I'd have done if I were trying to improve nutrition access with an obsession with dairy. Little garbage eaters and goat cheese is so fuckin good
given decades of selective breeding and genetic engineering, goat milk could probably be whatever you want.
What if castro did the math already and figured dog sized cows would be easier than sweeter tasting goats? Now i wanna know what he had to say in a 4 hour talk about cheese
stop milking the french, not even they deserve this
They shouldn't have told Castro their cheese is better then, it's on their hubris
he's just like me fr
That is a lot of ice cream.
Big spoon communism dialectic synthesis with many scoop communism
this is like "Andre the Giant drinking beers on a flight" level of ice cream consumption