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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by vogi@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] valar@lemmy.ca 453 points 2 days ago (5 children)

bladeless fan
looks inside
blades

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 373 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

wireless router

looks inside

wires

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

dead inside

looks inside

gut biome

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 1 points 15 hours ago

dead don't

inside open

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It turned into a heated argument with a manager who, in the middle of project she complains is "taking too long" (despite constant scope creep, moving targets of adding stuff and changing expectations)...she walks up to my desk with her home modem/router she got from ISP. She kept saying it's "wireless" but didn't understand that 1. You still needed to plug the coax into the wall and 2. YOU STILL NEEDED TO PLUG THE POWER CORD INTO THE FUCKING WALL

[–] antitomi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 15 hours ago

This is now pasta, kiddo.

[–] exu@feditown.com 86 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

wireless not wirefree

Edit: apparently Voyager doesn't do underscores for italic?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

markdown uses asterisks for italics.
2 asterisks is bold
3 is italic and bold

[–] exu@feditown.com 2 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I know. Underscores also work though for italics

[–] poolcritter@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

Underscores do not work inside a word (so my_long_identifier won't accidentally become mylongidentifier, but _foo_ will become foo)

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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

_ It works on my end (without leading and trailing spaces) _ -> It works on my end (without leading and trailing spaces)

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You can escape formatting characters with a leading backslash.

[–] exu@feditown.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like it's specifically when an underscore follows a normal letter instead of whitespace. Not sure if that's as intended by the markdown spec, incorrect in Voyager or unspecifed

With underscores:

normal_italics_ normal italics

With asterisks:

normalitalics normal italics

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like it's specifically when an underscore follows a normal letter instead of whitespace. Not sure if that's as intended by the markdown spec, incorrect in Voyager or unspecifed

That's almost certainly intended behavior, otherwise any underscore would trigger formatting (much like the asterisk does instead of allowing snake_case_naming

[–] black0ut@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

The markdown specification recommends using asterisks specifically for that. It is not exactly intended, but left to the interpreter. Most markdown interpreters leave the underscores intact if they're inside a word.

https://www.markdownguide.org/basic-syntax/#italic-best-practices

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The italics show up for me fine, so they're getting through!

[–] exu@feditown.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago
[–] valar@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

OnlyFans doesn't even sell fans.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AliOski@feddit.nl 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You mean the other way around, right? Marketing ---> looks inside ---> scam

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Marketing -> looks inside -> scam -> looks inside -> marketing -> looks inside -> scam

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Deceptive marketing and scams are interchangeable because they're the same thing—the direction doesn't matter. I put scam first because it was in the previous commment.

[–] AliOski@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

Makes sense

Btw, do you still need help with your Microsoft account? I offer the service for free. But I do need your credit card information. For identification purposes.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 122 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's a bit in 'deadpool and wolverine' where they're in the multidimensional junkyard and characters from marvel properties with aborted film projects also end up there. So like 'blade', and the various attempted 'fantastic four' movies.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Well, the latest F4 hasn't been abandoned yet.

[–] cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They've tried like ten times and they're always bad.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because the source material is bad.

I'm not familiar, I'll take your word for it.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

how much could a marvel film cost? like $10?

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's always money in the Avengers!

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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pretty confident it's from Deadpool and Wolverine.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't believe I forgot about that. Best Blade movie since the original.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I actually quite liked all of them to some degree. I even enjoyed the awful CGI rubber ninjas fight scene; I know the movement was unrealistic but I was young enough that I figured it was superhuman vampire flexibility. However, I agree that the first one was the best.

Trinity was my second introduction to Ryan Reynolds, so that helped some. (I'm pretty sure I first saw him in Van Wilder.) Also Wesley Snipes saying "gootchie goo" to a baby was pretty hilarious, though reflecting on that I'm not sure they ever explained how he got that child back to its mother.

Also, I think Natasha Lyonne was in that. I knew I recognized her when my wife started watching OitNB, but it took me forever to figure out why.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

assless chaps Looks inside

spoilerAss

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All chaps, by definition, are assless.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

I knew a chap in university that most definitely possessed ass.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yo dawg I heard you like fans, so I put a fan in your fan...

[–] AliOski@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

Is it the Only Fan?

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