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[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This just in: hot wings must be eaten with two sets of chopsticks.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I will say eating popcorn with chopsticks is a game changer and I highly recommend it

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago

Ever since I married my wife, and started noticing all the things she eats with chopsticks, I’ve come over to the side of chopsticks supremacy. 95% of food is best eaten with either chopsticks or a spoon. Our fork space in the silverware drawer at home is always full because they’re rarely ever used.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I use chopsticks whenever I’m eating spicy Cheetos. That way I don’t have spicey fingers.

[–] facow@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact Cheetos are actually specifically designed to be messy as fuck because Frito Lay thinks it makes you perceive them as cheesier. This is despite everyone (I know at least) finding it extremely annoying and a downside. Truly capitalist innovation

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

That doesn't surprise me at all. The "dangerously cheesy" marketing campaign was probably related to that too.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

I eat popcorn with a spoon.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I can't remember the name, but there's some blaxploitation kung fu movie where the main character goes and watches a Bruce Lee movie in a hood movie theater and eats his popcorn with chopsticks. It was on Best of the Worst.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Last Dragon (and it was actually a Re:View with Macaulay Culkin).

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

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[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

that better be a disability aid, otherwise kill it with fire

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There was one time I've tried eating wings with chopsticks (I was having wings + some side dishes that I didn't want to use my hand) and surprisingly it kind of works okay.

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

It’s not too bad for sure. I eat wings at my local Vietnamese place a lot, and I usually use one hand plus chopsticks for them.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that basically a lot of Chinese chicken dishes? Boneless chicken drenched in sauce that you eat with chopsticks.

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Hell, a lot of them have bones in them, they just chop right through the bones and you just put the piece in your mouth, eat the meat, and spit the bone out to grab with your chopsticks and put on a bone plate.