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Katy Perry Gets Trapped in Giant Bottle During Performance as Fans Ignore Her Pleas To Roll Her Back
(www.fashiontimes.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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You know, it's funny, I have no clue what this lady looks like.. probably couldn't point out anything she's done in the wild. I've heard and seen her name a lot but couldn't point her out in a lineup. This photo definitely doesn't help, and I'm certainly not going to break this streak and google her now.
She looks like Zooey Doofenshmirtz, but without bangs and eyes that don't pierce your soul and weight your heart against a feather
Katy Perry is the Walmart Zooey
Makes sense. Would that make Justin the Zellers Trudeau?
I am so confuse
Pierre Trudeau's marriage fell apart when he was PM and he ended up dating Barbra Streisand after stepping down as PM. Justin (his son)'s , marriage also fell apart when he was PM and he is dating Katy Perry
sequels are never better than the original
She's husky in human form
you don't know I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It or Baby You're A Firework? I feel like those were everywhere.
TBF there are lots of songs I recognize but couldn't tell you who sang it or anything about the singer.
Congrats on kissing a girl and enjoying it but idk if I am a firework but I sure am explosive.
Diarrhea?
That doesn't help about what she looks like
You're super cool. I bet you don't even own a TV.
My human in christ, I own a TV in almost every room. I'm on the internet every day, and I still manage to not know what she looks like. I'd say that's quite a feat. Thanks for participating.
Those people are actually absent from TV screens on most of the planet, as soon as you leave the US and their celebrity addiction.
How do you not know, she might be kinda stupid, but shes famous for being hot and had hella charting songs. The nun thing was weird but uh even without her involvement that place still got sold?
I only know how she looks like myself because of a specific Simpsons episode.