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Lion? If you're a human in 40k you're more likely to be a mangy street cat forced to work in a factory processing other cats into fancy feast. Fuck yeah I'll be the Taus little pet over that, I can work in at a space turnip farm or something, maybe they'll give me little human treats.

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 17 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Someone recently told me that the giant battle monks of 40k are enlightened atheists who believe in the god emperor as a nietzchean ubermensch and are trying to reform the imperium, and I think right at that point I realised that not even the writers understand the setting.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 5 hours ago

No that's true, during the Great Crusade the Emperor was an epic Reddit atheist in an attempt to deprive the Chaos gods of believers and the Astartes still don't consider him a god even though he objectively and measurably is after ten thousand years of being sustained by worship and human sacrifice

Consistency is not something the Imperium is good at

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Some are some aren't. Black Templars for instance think the emperor is a god, but that's really backwards justification for why there's a subfaction that can be painted as crusaders.

The whole "reform the imperium" thing is definitely not something most believe in, it's basically the project of a single genetically-engineered superhuman who woke up after a ten thousand year nap and said "what the fuck is going on". Conveniently he's in charge of one of the largest groups of space marines but they didn't care until he woke up, and even now that he has a lot are just going "dude what the fuck are you talking about, we're being eaten by bugs, I don't care that the date is wrong due to a schism in the bureaucracy five thousand years ago".

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 54 minutes ago

To be clear Rowboat Girlyman's reaction to being revived after thousands of years in suspended animation and looking at what the Imperium had become was like "what the fuck guys why am I still alive the state of things is fucking horrible and a betrayal of everything I thought I was fighting for you should have let me just die"