The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You did not specify stainless steel so you begin to rust almost immediately.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world -4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Man, you're a shitty commenter.

EDIT: For the ones not getting where this came from, it's a joke about their username.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, never played this before, but thanks for being a cunt about it!

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world -1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It was a joke about your username.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Then I apologize.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

Relevant Username twofer