Congrats, you are now a refrigerator
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2025
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That's cold.
You did not specify stainless steel so you begin to rust almost immediately.
Man, you're a shitty commenter.
EDIT: For the ones not getting where this came from, it's a joke about their username.
Sorry, never played this before, but thanks for being a cunt about it!
It was a joke about your username.
Then I apologize.
Relevant Username twofer
You are now a steel rebar in a reinforced concrete building
Praise the Omnissiah
Done, enjoy your new life as a servitor
COMPLIANCE
Granted. You've been stabbed. Embrace the knife as your soul leaves your body.
You are now Theon Greyjoy
Thulsa Doom kills your parents
You are now a sentient RSJ.