"Do you not love my secret lair under a volcano? It's fiendishly clever. Your first task is to descend those stairs without incident. If you fail or if you refuse - I shall have you dispatched at once into my tank of hungry - very hungry - tiger sharks, Mr. Bond."

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

*ahem* Uhhh, sir? The best we could do was sea bass. But they are mutated! punished-bernie

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are they ill-tempered?

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

punished-bernie Very.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

One would hope.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Are they ~~man-eating~~ people-eating sea bass?"

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, can we cool it with introducing the sea bass to sexism?!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

I made an edit. But the substitute word gives me the giggles. Really. I've been watching the tv series Carnivale it's about a shady circus. One way they lured in the rubes was to have a "man-eating chicken" show. The rubes bought the tickets and then a carny opens up the curtain to show a man at a table quietly eating chicken.