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you know the computer thing is it plugged in?

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 144 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

close the door to the server room.

hang out in there for several hours

smoke weed, do illicit shit

nap

maybe fap once or twice

plug router back in

man that was a serious issue

that’ll be $3,640

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 86 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You must be my mechanic.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your mechanic sits on your car smoking weed and fapping?

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yours doesn't?

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

No he doesn't. There isn't space for him. I'm in the car with 4 friends smoking weed and fapping already while he checks the engine.

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

You're in the car and the mechanic is on the car so I don't see your point bud.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

I guaran-fuckin-tee you while he "checks the engine" he's smoking weed and fapping in your engine bay and at least one other mechanic is in there doing it with him. That's just the way things are, homie

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

same idea as when everyone around me in the train started fapping?

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good ass ventilation, thats the fuckin spot to light up

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've got good ass ventilation. I ventilate it every day. I don't suggest you light up near my ass ventilation though...

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

this comment chain is on point ☝️👉☝️!