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Safety first (media.piefed.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

What the fuck are Americans doing?

[–] X@piefed.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

But with guns.

[–] TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

I ask myself this everyday

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

"Well organized" "militia"

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Shop worker: "Clear your weapon sir."

Customer: "Ain't loaded."

Shop worker: "Sorry, store policy."

Customer: "Fine" (clears weapon, ejects a live round) "Oops! How'd that get in there."

Shop worker: (Puts the ejected round into the jar) "How can I help you today?"

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dying, a lot

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Trying to convince each other that we're "responsible gun owners"