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White House adds plaques below Biden and Obama portraits calling them ‘the worst President in American history’ and ‘divisive’ (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 94 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is the tiniest of tiny pp energies

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah, just super weak.

President: "Look at me! Look how big I am!"

Everyone: "That's nice dear, finish your juice"

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

The fact that FIFA made up some fake award and the doddering fool glowed like he was a toddler given a prize for doing poopy in the potty, none of this is shocking.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I hear it is a strange, tiny, mushroom-shaped thing.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

It's called being PP Hearted.