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Musk next pls
But for this....right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJ5ZViYhHQ
Wasn't there an MMA fight scheduled between him and Mark Zuckerberg? Maybe he is M.A.C.O. ;-)
I remember that! Musk realized Zuck actually trained in MMA and wimped the fuck out.
His mom said he has to go back inside.
He pussied out of that one. As much as I dislike Zuck, he definitely trains in combat sports (I think Jiu Jitsu?) and Musk is just a fat loser with a big mouth. He would have lost easily.
That's not fair. He could have been so off his face on drugs he didn't feel anything and just didn't go down.
Captain Ketamine!
Let's see this card when they're in prison together.
I'll tune in to that one live.
No way, Musk is a martial arts master. The martial art of laying on your back and kicking up while screaming.
I won a fight with this skill when I was somewhere between grade 1 and 4 against someone 5ish years older than me!
LBJ (the President, not LeBron James) was famous for this, too.
When I was a kid I once did that as a joke while roughhousing with my brother. It was surprisingly effective.
That's pretty much how cats fight, and there are plenty of scary animals that won't fuck with cats lol.
It always brings to mind that kangaroo from Looney Tunes when I remember it.
At least 2 on 1, please.