So I was out drinking with a friend (lets call her Kristy) and we were both more than a little tipsy when we spotted a much older man who looked a lot like George Clooney. Kristy wanted to know if it was really him so we both went over to talk. He looked even nicer up close, especially when he smiled. It really made his eyes light up. His suit was impeccable, shiny cufflinks, gold watch, he looked like the real deal.
Kristy went straight for the kill: "I like your eyes." No fucking around, OK got it. "Do you work out? Because it looks like it." I fired back. He didn't even have time to answer, Kristy almost yelled "Are you George Clooney?"
Damn. She dropped the nuke. I was planning to use that one. I dragged her away to the bar and said "Look we both want him. How about a bet. $50 for the first to fuck him?" She tells me it's on. One thing I didn't mention is how competitive Kristy was. She loved to win and loved a bet.
We go back and straight away she presses herself against him and puts her hand on his leg, right near his dick. He is into it, I am invisible now. They chat a bit, kiss a bit, then walk away together towards the toilets.
When she came out her dress was tucked into her underwear and he had bite marks on his neck. Everybody watched them do the walk of shame (someone may have spread rumors while they were away). They didn't even leave the bathroom separately like most people do.
My confession? I didn't like him that much, I just wanted to see if she would have sex with a 60+ year old.
And it turns out she would!
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<3 Sarah
You ever kill a man?
I hurt someone's feelings once...
Why is it if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?
In theory, it's because both competitors were armed and prepared for the outcome.
You having a "moment of passion" on the sidewalk at 3 a.m. with a random passerby who didn't even see the baseball bat being swung doesn't really match up.