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can you imagine if US paramilitaries that already go door to door looking for non-whites to deport to concentration camps had to just balance themselves, let alone travel and patrol, on motorcycles, instead of being carted around in mine-resistant armored vehicles?
80% would be hospitalized 20 minutes into their first deployment.
There's a bit in the recent Naked Gun where the baddie and a bunch of goons jump on motorcycles, and because nobody else knows how to ride a motorcycle they all just start crashing into each other. It's great.