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[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The eating of an orange is a lot like a domestic terrorism

[โ€“] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

No!!! What should I do now!