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Hell, it’s fucking insane that we have to earn our bonuses and they still fucking suck yet these people will get millions after fucking it all up. Imagine if a regular worker failed this hard and was like “so where’s my $15,000 Christmas bonus?”
I didn't fuck up and only got a tenth of that.
You guys are getting Christmas bonuses?
I got a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.
"where's the Tylenol?!"
I didn’t fuck up and I always got the “default” $500CAD.
To be fair, my last company didn't pay anything because... uhm they had a record breaking year but they wanted more and thus it was nearly bankrupting them. Emotionally, I mean.
I didn't fuck up and they gave me 50$
Some of us only get a membership to the jelly of the month club.