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[–] mrsemi@lemmy.world 174 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

"I saved you from being sent to hell."

"Wait, who was going to send me to hell?"

"I was"

"..."

"Praise and worship pls, I suffered a lot for this."

[–] Zink@programming.dev 37 points 1 week ago

The OG conservative undiagnosed-something parent.

[–] Gathorall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

God is also called father, for he is the Godfather of Godfathers, and your protection money is eternally due.

You know, when you phrase it like that Jesus sounds a lot like Donald Trump..